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Unemployed DJ Plans Search To Get His MOJO Back
Dateline: 01/20/03
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For Release: January 20, 2003
Contact: Corey Deitz
Email: radio.guide@about.com

(Little Rock, AR) - Austin Powers lost his MOJO once and had to get it back from Dr. Evil. Now, unemployed radio DJ, Corey Deitz, claims his MOJO has been stolen and plans to search for it by car in the great American Southwest.

Deitz, recently fired for the third time in 12 years, says something is definitely wrong. “Our radio show was #1 and we were still canned,” he says. “I can only attribute this to the fact that my MOJO has been lost or stolen or misplaced and it's up to me to find it before things really spin out of control and I wind up in fast food management.”

Deitz, one-half of “The Corey and Jay Show”, plans to scour Oklahoma, New Mexico, Texas, Southern Colorado, and Nevada until he finds his MOJO or for 10 days, whichever comes first.

“Even though I have limited resources and must stretch my cash, I did get a tip that my MOJO might be in Vegas,” he says. ”So, unfortunately I'll have to spend valuable time playing the slots and forcing those annoying free drinks down my throat, waiting to see if it shows up.”

While hunting down his MOJO, Deitz says he can be reached via cell phone by any other radio personalities (or employers) who either want an update on how the search is going or who want some tips on where MOJOs hide, in the event they lose theirs in the future.

“Radio is a tough business,” Deitz says. “You never know when you might have to write a press release to serve as IRS documentation for job-hunting tax write-offs.”

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